C539 Spend a Good Night with Me!(1)
C539 Spend a Good Night with Me!(1)
At the beginning of the month, Old Wang's confident wife invited Xiong Xiazi from Nanshan Hill to give him a divination, saying, Comrade Old Wang, there will be a peach blossom disaster in this year's December.
It was said that other than the small thing under his crotch and the size of his entire body, that man was actually going to take the peach blossom tribulation... This made Old Wang's wife very unhappy.
From then on, Big Old Wang fell into an unwarranted 'fickle' crime.
It was said that women were like tigers. In fact, whether it was ugly or handsome women, they would only become tigers when they were jealous.
Old Wang's wife was now a tiger.
It would be good if I could marry a wife like this. How could there be any peach blossom tribulation? Not to mention, I'm already in such dire straits. How miserable can I be... Old Wang was annoyed by his wife's strict watch. But the problem of tracheitis that he developed all year round made him not dare to resist like a man. He could only follow his wife's instructions and squat at home every day. He didn't go anywhere.
Although Old Wang's education level was not that good, he more or less understood the difference between peach blossom luck and peach blossom tribulation.
The so-called peach blossom luck referred to the luck of a certain person's luck as the information of the peach blossom. The opposite sex had a very good relationship, and the person himself was suave and elegant, causing the opposite sex to be fascinated.
But what about the peach blossom calamity? It referred to disputes or disasters due to feelings... As for what kind of calamity it would be, it would be a huge one. In any case, the Peach Blossom Calamity was not good.
Although Old Wang did not believe Xiong Xiazi's words, he still had the intention of believing Xiong Xiazi rather than not. He squatted at home every day, afraid that he would provoke some disaster.
However, this man could stay at home for one or two days. It was alright.
If it was too long, he would definitely be annoyed.
That was not the case. After Old Wang drank two glasses of wine tonight, when his wife and children all entered their dreams, he finally could not hold back his lonely heart and sneaked out of the house.
Although Old Wang sneaked out, he didn't intend to go to those places where the grass grew and the birds flew. He just casually walked along the road and took a break in the middle of the night.
Sigh, the outside world is still better. At least the air doesn't have the smell of jealousy...
Old Wang walked along the Rising Sun Road. As he was slowly strolling and sighing with emotion, a black off-road vehicle brushed past his body.
Damn, if this person is unlucky, you will not provoke others, but others will provoke you! With such a wide road, if you don't drive in the middle of the road, why are you sticking close to the side of the road?
Looking at the rear end light of the off-road vehicle that drove over, Old Wang frowned and muttered in his heart.
The off-road vehicle that surpassed Old Wang actually stopped after he finished muttering those words in his heart.
Old Wang was stunned and also stopped. His large eyes, which were as white as black, stared at the vehicle.
The off-road vehicle that had stopped slowly rolled down the window.
Borrowing the light of the street lamp, Old Wang saw a beautiful face that could only be seen in paintings appear behind the rolled down window.
This girl is really beautiful... Old Wang swallowed his saliva and quickly took two steps forward. He thought that this girl had stopped the car and was probably asking him about the road or something. Otherwise, with her looks, how could she have any relationship with him?
However, when the beautiful girl made the next move and said something, Old Wang almost fell to the ground.
The girl with the pink face waited for Old Wang to go over. She actually took out a thick stack of hundred yuan notes and threw them into his arms. Her tone was filled with endless flirtation as she said, "Hey, handsome, are you interested in spending a night with me? As long as you agree, this money will be yours. Tomorrow morning, you can leave without caring about anything else. "
Strange things happen every year, especially this year.
Given Old Wang's wealth and looks, let alone the word 'handsome', he had nothing to do with it. Even if he took 500 dayuan to those 'fireworks' places, those third-rate 'pheasants would probably... They would have to frown and cut their legs open... but such a poor person actually met a girl who looked like a fairy in a painting. Not only did she throw him tens of thousands of yuan, she even invited him to spend a good night with her!
F * ck, could it be that the world is really going to be destroyed on December 21st this year? Otherwise, why would such a beautiful girl rush out in the middle of the night to find a man?
Old Wang held the money with both hands and looked at the girl sitting in the car dumbfoundedly. He muttered, "What, what did you say?"
"I said, you will sleep with me tonight. This money is yours."
The girl with a pair of peach blossom eyes slightly raised her snow white chin. Her voice was so greasy that it seemed like she was going to kill someone. "Furthermore, I promise that I will not destroy your family after this. How about it?"
It's fine even if it destroys my family... Big Old Wang gulped. He felt that his state of mind had suddenly sped up. He asked foolishly, "You, you gave me this money to let me sleep with you?"
"Yeah, just like a couple sleeping."