C233 The Long-winded Monk Tang
C233 The Long-winded Monk Tang
Su Munan agreed without hesitation.
Immediately, Shen Yixie took out his sword and flew on it.
"Hey! Finally, we can go somewhere else to play." Shen Yixie said with a smile on his face.
Su Munan looked at Shen Yixie worriedly, then looked at Ye Ziyang.
Ye Ziyang nodded and took out his flying sword, ready to catch up with Shen Yixie. He shouted, "Slow down, you don't know the way to Qingyun Holy Land!"
Shen Yixie only stopped when he heard her.
Ye Ziyang chased after him and patted his head. He smiled and said, "Let's go."
Swoosh! Swoosh!
Two rays of light flew towards Qingyun Holy Land.
...
The residence of an outer circle disciple in Qingyun Holy Land.
"Hurry up and leave! I heard that there's a drama going on at the martial arts stage today!"
"That's right, that's right, I heard that it was written by Eldest Senior Brother."
"Eldest Senior Brother must have written it well! His Heavenly Dao Immortal Execution is still chasing after me!"
"Hurry up and leave."
Countless disciples flew towards the battling platform.
Bai Yi blinked her cold eyes. She thought in her heart, since it was written by Ye Qingxuan, he should be on the fighting stage.
With this thought in mind, Bai Yi wanted to ride her sword and fly, but she felt a shadow suddenly flying towards her!
"Hey! Master, save me!" Due to Shen Yixie's speed being too fast, he was unable to control it.
"Let me tell you, don't fly so fast!" Ye Ziyang was desperately flying behind him as he shouted, "Just jump down! In any case, a Nascent Infant Stage won't die from falling!"
How could Shen Yixie dare not listen? He closed his eyes and jumped down.
Bang!
Bai Yi, who was about to take off, was thrown to the ground by Shen Yixie.
"Hey, it doesn't seem to hurt." Shen Yixie patted the dust off his body.
"You...!" Bai Yi stood up and did not have time to manage the dust on her body. She looked at Shen Yixie with fire burning in her eyes.
"What about me?" Shen Yixie had an ignorant expression. Bai Yi even wanted to give him two punches!
"Three years old, quickly apologize!" Ye Ziyang landed and bowed to Bai Yi. "I'm sorry, miss. My disciple did not control his speed and bumped into you just now. I'm really sorry."
Then he turned to Shen Yixie and smiled helplessly. "You, you just hit the girl, and you are still so overbearing."
"What?" Shen Yixie scratched his head in embarrassment. "I'm sorry. I didn't open my eyes just now because I was afraid. I'm really sorry!"
"Nothing." Bai Yi could not continue to pester him because she would not be able to see Ye Qingxuan again after the drama was over.
So she picked up her sword and flew away on her sword.
"She really is a broad-minded girl." Ye Ziyang looked at Bai Yi who left and nodded his head in satisfaction. There was a trace of infatuation in his eyes.
"Master, let's go and find Uncle Ye." Shen Yixie pulled the corner of his shirt.
"Alright, let's go!" Ye Ziyang came back to his senses and nodded.
...
Qingyun Holy Land, the fighting stage.
This was the place where the disciples of Qingyun Holy Land competed. Usually, very few people would come, but today, it was full of people. They did not fight, but the monk who was watching the fighting stage...
"Do you want it?! Wukong, if you want it, just say it. If you don't say you want it, how can I know that you really want it? "
"Although you sincerely forgot about me, you still have to tell me what you want. It's impossible for you to say that you don't want me to give it to you. You said that you don't want me to give it to you, but I insisted on giving it to you. Everyone needs to be reasonable! "
"Do you really want it? Then take it. You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? "
"Aiyo, Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around, why did you... Look, before I could finish, you threw away the stick again!"
"The Moonlight Treasure Box is a treasure. Throwing it around will pollute the environment. What if it hits a little kid? Even if it doesn't hit the little friend, it's still not good to hit the flowers and plants. "
"Both humans and demons are born by their mother. The difference is... humans are born by their mother, while demons are born by their mother. What's your mother's surname?"
"If demons have a kind heart, then they are no longer demons, but demons."
"Ah!!! I can't take it anymore! "
The two little demons on the stage each picked up a small knife and stabbed themselves.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't get angry, everyone. If you get angry, you'll get angry!"
"How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still here? Say something, I just want to make another friend before I die. "
" Hahaha! "
The disciples of Qingyun Holy Land burst into laughter. This monk Tang was too long-winded and funny!
"This..."
Ye Qingxuan, who had just arrived, was instantly stunned. This must be the f * * king monk Tang!
In the 21st century today, people had experienced countless funny jokes, short videos, and the impact and baptism of funny stories. When they read these lines, they were still laughing so hard that they were bending back and forth, laughing until they had eight abdominal muscles.
One could imagine it.
If these lines appeared in the world of cultivation, what kind of influence would they have?
They would become high-energy.
The Supreme Treasure put on the golden hoop, turned into the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, and fought the Ox Demon King.
"You asked me who I am? Then I will tell you right now that I am the legendary Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, Sun Wukong!" The supreme treasure on the stage was dancing.
After that, Ox Demon King started fighting.
This scene caused the disciples of Qingyun Holy Land to applaud and applaud.
"Yes, that's right. Beat him up and let him snatch the purple light."
"Yes, hahaha, that's right!"
"This is great!"
"The Great Sage, Heaven's Equal is awesome!"
After a while, when Zi Xia died for the supreme treasure, the entire scene went silent.
Many female disciples cried out, and they felt pity for Zi Xia's death.
The male disciples clenched their fists. They hated this golden bracelet! If it wasn't for this golden hoop, then the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, would have been able to save Zi Xia.
In the end, after the Sunset Warrior kissed the girl who looked like Zixia, the play ended.
Ye Qingxuan casually found a disciple and asked, "Junior Brother, do you understand?"
The disciple did not feel surprised. He was completely immersed in the story and said lightly, "I understand. If you want to protect a woman, you need to become stronger."
Ye Qing:... " Alright, you really don't understand.
That disciple was a little stunned, to the extent that he only became wild with joy after Ye Qingxuan left.
"What the f * ck? Eldest senior brother just talked to me. Ah!! ！”
Ye Qingxuan slowly walked to the fighting stage and said," Everyone, let me explain the meaning behind this. "
"As the saying goes, how can I save you without the golden hoop? How can I love you with the golden hoop?"
"In the thousand years of my life, who hasn't been in high spirits? Who doesn't have a glorious era? It has turned my life into chaos!"
"Only, in the end, we have to wear the golden hoop and transform from a supreme treasure to Sun Wukong. For the sake of our ideals, for the sake of protecting our family, for the sake of the burden on our shoulders, we will become reserved and lonely!
"We have to carry the weight and continue to grow stronger. It's just that we dream back at midnight. In the end, we will reminisce about our fearless self. This is also the story of this immortal."
After Ye Qingxuan finished speaking, all the disciples understood what he meant.
All of them stood up and cupped their hands. "We thank Eldest Senior Brother for guiding us on the path of life!"