C784 Shameless Duo
C784 Shameless Duo
Meng Ba's loud voice had seriously destroyed Sui Guan and Ai Wa's current state of mind. Immediately, his tall and fierce body completely blocked the sky above them.
"What's wrong, younger brother? sister-in-law, why are you two looking at the sky? Misery is not like your side where you have confidence and the moon. " It is dark, but there is no one to look at it! "
Meng Ba came closer and sized Sui Guan up carefully. He didn't know where younger brother got his interest from, but he was looking up at the starry sky in the middle of the night.
"You don't need to look to know that bro is a vulgar man!"
After saying that, Sui Guan quickly got up. Otherwise, he didn't know when he would see bro's face!
"What sister-in-law sister-in-law? I don't have that kind of relationship with Sui Guan. Don't speak nonsense and insult my great reputation!"
Ai Wa patted her own face and stood up to correct Meng Ba's earlier address.
Hearing this, Meng Ba did not care at all. He patted Sui Guan's shoulder and said:
"Hey, what's wrong with you guys? You guys are still avoiding suspicion. When the two of you were not around in the morning, the village had already started to place bets. Why don't I come out and have a drink? The outside of the house of the two of you will most likely be bustling with noise and excitement tonight!"
"It's all because of you, bastard!"
As she spoke fiercely, Ai Wa's fierce gaze swam up and down beside Sui Guan, making people break out in cold sweat.
Seeing this, Sui Guan wanted to cry but had no tears.
"I just want to play safe with you. Who knew that these villagers would be so gossipy and actually take this matter seriously?" "I'm not good enough. I just want to play safe with you. Who would have thought that these villagers would be so gossipy and actually take this matter seriously? " I'm also troubled! "
At this moment, Meng Ba, who was standing at the side, hurriedly reminded them.
"younger brother, don't let anyone else hear you. Otherwise, you won't have a good ending!" ???
Sui Guan looked at Meng Ba with a confused look. He did not know why Meng Ba had said that.
Upon seeing this, Meng Ba smiled knowingly. He told Sui Guan about the unfortunate strong man's tragic encounter in the village today.
Sui Guan and Ai Wa couldn't help but laugh when they heard that someone had paid a heavy price for this incident.
After a while, Sui Guan smiled awkwardly and said, "It's my fault. It's all my fault. Looks like I have to have a drink with him tonight to make up for my mistake!"
Ai Wa glanced at Sui Guan and said meaningfully,
"This Big Tree Village seems to be a blessed land. I really hope I can live here for a long time. " After all, this is my ideal place. Women are the rulers of the country! "
Sui Guan could guess what Ai Wa was planning. Even if he used his toes to guess, he would still be able to guess what Ai Wa was planning.
This girl was probably fantasizing about living with her for a long time in the future. Then she would use a subtle way to change her loving heart and completely control herself!
It had to be said that this was indeed a good plan!
But why don't you go out and ask around? Am I that easily deceived?
With this thought in mind, Sui Guan took out a cigarette and lit it up. He then smiled and said:
"Haha, I don't agree with what you think. Men are mighty and valiant outside. " If you become a tracheonitis... Then he could still be called uncle's father. He was bullied by a woman all day long. "What's the use of the Jingu Bang for a man who can still be considered a follower? He might as well be a feces stirring rod!"
younger brother, what you just said has really touched bro's heart. Don't talk about it anymore. If bro wants to marry a woman in the future, he must learn more from you. Don't look at how ugly you are. The principles are one by one. Why are you so capable?"
After saying that, Meng Ba took out the cigarette from Sui Guan's pocket and put one in his mouth without any hesitation. In the end, he shamelessly took the packet of cigarettes and pocketed it. He didn't look like he was going to return it at all.
Seeing this, Sui Guan angrily glared at the robber Bach and said helplessly:
"bro, did you just praise me, or did you change the way you talked to me? Let's not talk about other things, just your ability to praise and ridicule. "It is not something that a person can master. And my pack of cigarettes. "Don't you think it's time for you to give it back to me?"
After saying that, Sui Guan was about to snatch the pack of cigarettes from Meng Ba.
With his little strength, he naturally wouldn't put a shameless person like Meng Ba in his eyes. Facing the hand that was quickly reaching over, Meng Ba took a wrong step and avoided it. He moved aside and said with a bright smile.
"Haha, don't be so petty. I am your Big Brother. Who are the two of us?"
"What the f * ck? I can tell how shameless you are now. In the past, you only wanted to poach me, but now you want to rob me of my cigarette. What's more shameful is that every time you boast shamelessly, you will hurt my confidence. Is this your way of being a brother?"
As soon as his voice faded, Sui Guan's body shot forward at the speed of Meng Ba. Facing bro who was getting more and more impudent, he couldn't stand it any longer!
Seeing the conflict between Sui Guan and Meng Ba, Ai Wa clapped her hands and cheered happily. She could let these two shameless bastards kill each other and reap the benefits from the side!
After snatching for a long time, Sui Guan did not take the cigarette back from Meng Ba's hand. He could not help but dejectedly say:
"bro, you are really awesome, younger brother. Take that box of cigarettes as a gift from me to you, old man. I only hope that you can show me more mercy in the future!"
"Of course, younger brother. Even if I am not old, I will give you some respect on the account of this cigarette, but that will depend on whether you are worthy or not!"
Meng Ba proudly blew out a smoke ring. "A kind hunter," Meng Ba's face was full of philanthropism. He did not look like an honest and honest person anymore!
The two brothers were actually people who liked to talk!
Originally, Meng Ba was not that cheap. He did not know if he should follow or not. He had been by Sui Guan's side for a long time. This mouth was getting more and more cool. It often made Sui Guan furious, but he couldn't do anything about it!
Sui Guan knew what kind of temper bro had. Now that he had such a broken mouth, how could he know what it meant to be unreasonable!
Regarding this, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and admit it!
He deserved it, but he couldn't live!
Seeing that the two of them did not continue to kill each other, Ai Wa immediately lost interest. She began to fiddle with the flowers and grass on the ground and repeated what happened just now. The person who sat on the mountain and watched the tigers fight was not the same. His expression became faster than the sky!
"Hmph, I saw your performance just now. Compared to pretending that it has nothing to do with me, I am the one who bears grudges the most!"
After saying that, Sui Guan glared at Ai Wa hatefully, his expression full of anger.
Hearing this, Meng Ba also could not help but echo by the side.
"It seems like my mother really didn't lie to me back then. The women outside this mountain aren't much more panicked than the fierce beasts in the hunting grounds. She advised me to dodge immediately when I met them. Just now, it was because of you that I had a conflict with younger brother!"
Ai Wa chose to ignore Sui Guan's words automatically. If Meng Ba's words were not enough, it would be a little too much. It made her very angry.
"I say, you stupid big guy, why are you so unreasonable? You were the one who stole Sui Guan's cigarette just now, and this caused the relationship between you and your brother to become inharmonious. " Why am I now the one you are going to punish with your words? " I say, are you trying to reason with me or not? "Do you think that I'm easy to bully just because I'm a woman?"
Meng Ba's way of making things difficult was indeed the same. In just a few words, he had already made Ai Wa's willowy eyebrows stand up. If they continued talking, perhaps the two of them would start fighting!
He did not know what bro used to assemble bro's mouth. Could it be that the electric fan kept whistling as soon as it was turned on? Moreover, it was the kind that could blow a person to death!
With this thought in mind, Ai Wa snorted heavily to express her dissatisfaction.
Meng Ba obviously would not spoil him. After all, he wanted to become a cool man like Sui Guan who was not afraid of women!
Therefore, the honest bro took Ai Wa's achievement as an insult.
"Tsk, you just watched us brothers fight. Not only did you not stop us, you even fanned the flames for us by the side. In a while, you would cheer for us, and in a while, there would be such a wonderful scene. Such a vicious person, how could she be sister-in-law's wife?"
Damn it. How on earth did you become my wife? Damn it! Is there still a law? Look at how angry I, bro, am! "I didn't say anything. Don't worry, bro. When we get back tonight, I promise that I will let a woman who doesn't know the difference between life and death know how powerful I am!"
At this time, Sui Guan also joined the war of words. He formed a shameless alliance with Meng Ba and launched a fierce attack on Ai Wa!