I Pick Up Waste In Immortal World

Sui Guan opened his eyes in a daze and saw Tong Yishan covering her eyes.    

Seeing this, he also screamed in fear. He quickly took the blanket and covered his body tightly.    

After doing all this, he smiled awkwardly: "Ahem, Miss Tong, good morning!"    

Tong Yishan also smiled awkwardly when she heard him. "Ha, ha. ... Haha, good morning! "    

"That... Can you... Could you please turn around and let me put on my pants first?" Sui Guan stammered, his face filled with embarrassment.    

Tong Yishan was stunned at first, then quickly said, "Ah! Oh... ... Okay, okay!"    

After saying that, she quickly turned around, and her face turned red.    

After putting on his clothes, Sui Guan walked to a chair. He first let the Bear Two, who was eating snacks happily, give way. After the other side had some seats vacated, he sat down and asked Tong Yishan, who was beside him.    

"Why are you looking for me?"    

Hearing that, Tong Yishan went straight to the point and replied, "My family has been forcing me to marry recently, so..."    

Before she could finish, Sui Guan interrupted her. "Oh, so you are going to find me to be your boyfriend and then brush off your parents, right?"    

When Tong Yishan heard this, she was slightly surprised. She never would have thought that the other party would be able to infer three things from one thing to another. How could he have guessed what she had not said?    

Just as she had not expected it, Sui Guan continued.    

"Don't be surprised. You have lived for a long time. You still know some tricks, but it can't be helped. Although I really want to agree to your request, but..."    

Speaking up to this point, he paused for a moment, then shook his head: "But that won't do. I... "    

Before Sui Guan could finish his words, the Bear Two that was eating his snacks suddenly said.    

"Sister, you have to think about it carefully. After all, with my master's charm, you will encounter many competitors in the future!"    

Hearing this, Sui Guan, who was originally crossing his legs, trembled even more arrogantly.    

He recalled the ham sausage that he had treated the Bear Two to yesterday. Sui Guan now felt that it was worth a lot of money. For the sake of his bright image, he would continue to provide meals for Xiong Er's family in the future.    

Tong Yishan looked at the Bear Two with a smile. She could not help but laugh at what the other party said.    

After she recovered from her injuries, she had also conducted an investigation on Sui Guan and found out that he was a real bachelor. What was the current situation?    

Sui Guan, who was standing at the side, proudly explained. "Ahem, child, don't listen to her nonsense. I am still a member of the proletariat. " So you still have a chance! "    

The Bear Two said this for no reason. Then, it stopped paying attention to what was happening here and continued to eat its snacks with full concentration.    

Tong Yishan was slightly enlightened. She thought that the Bear Two was joking with her just now, so she did not mind and continued to talk to Sui Guan.    

"You must help me with this. My parents have been pushing me to death recently, as if they were afraid that I wouldn't be able to get married. Besides, I don't have many friends with me. If you don't help me, I really won't be able to do anything!"    

Of course, what she said was very exaggerated. After all, with her outstanding appearance, she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to find a man to pretend to be her boyfriend.    

This was obviously impossible, let alone finding him. Even if she did, there would be a lot of people who would do it!    

Sui Guan naturally knew the strangeness of it, but he did not say it out loud. Instead, he carefully thought about it in his heart.    

Actually, he would never reject a beauty like Tong Yishan.    

But there was a saying that was well said. How much ability one had to do? How big the gap between him and the other party was? Did he not know?    

After all, the other party was the daughter of a big shot in Lunar Shadow Village. With his identity as a junior hunter, what was the point of going up there?    

Furthermore, if he really agreed to pretend to be his boyfriend, this would definitely attract a lot of hostility for him. This was something that was obvious.    

Although it was a good feeling to die under a peony flower and be a romantic ghost, the key was that he was just an impostor. If that was the case, it was inevitable that the gains would not make up for the losses!    

Thinking of this, Sui Guan showed an expression of love and helplessness to Tong Yishan.    

At this moment, the Bear Two at the side rubbed his stomach and said to Gao Zhen: "Master, I'm hungry!"    

Hearing this, Sui Guan grabbed a piece of dried meat on the table and threw it over. "Go away. There are so many snacks, but they are not enough for you."    

The Bear Two did not even look at the bag of potato chips. It directly laid on Sui Guan's body and said in a sticky voice, "But I want to eat something hot, Master!"    

Hearing this, Sui Guan shivered. Then he desperately pulled the Bear Two that was attached to his body like an octopus. "Hurry up and stop! I can't take it anymore!"    

A cunning look flashed across the Bear Two's eyes when it saw this. It took advantage of the situation to chase after him. "Master, your obedient pet wants to eat the ham sausage from yesterday!"    

Sui Guan was about to collapse at this moment. The thing that he could not bear the most in his life was... Someone was talking to him in such a coquettish manner. As a straight man of steel, he truly accepted his incompetence!    

Thus, he begged for mercy: "Fine, fine, I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you!"    

"Hehe, Master is the best!"    

After saying that, the Bear Two hugged Sui Guan's arm and rubbed it fiercely. Then, it proudly looked at Sui Guan and started to eat the dried meat.    

Without the entanglement of the Bear Two, Sui Guan raised his eyes and looked somewhat apologetically at Tong Yishu, who was stunned by the side. "Uh... Wait a moment. I'll go and get some things. I'll be back in a while!"    

The Bear Two tilted its head slightly at this time and looked at Gao Zhen with a playful expression. "Why haven't you gone yet, Master..."    

Her tone and tone were extremely long. It made Sui Guan want his parents to give birth to two more legs so that he could run faster.    

"Bang!"    

The sound of the door closing could be heard. Sui Guan left quickly!    

After he left, Tong Yishu went to the side of the Bear Two and asked with a smile, "Bear Two, do you want big sister to buy you a lot of delicious things?"    

"Yes!" The Bear Two nodded without hesitation.    

Tong Yishan saw this and smiled knowingly. She continued, "Big Sister wants to ask you something. If you tell me, Big Sister will buy you a lot of delicious food!"    

When the Bear Two heard this, it smiled with a playful expression, "Haha, Big Sister, you want to ask my master's weakness to force him to agree to your proposal?"    

What a crafty person!    

Upon hearing this, Tong Yishan secretly praised the Bear Two's intelligence. However, her face remained unchanged as she said, "I don't want to betray my master because of helping Big Sister. What a deep relationship between father and daughter!"    

"Elder sister, you think too much!"    

When Bear Two heard this, he laughed indifferently. Then, he took out a small notebook from under the sofa and threw it to Tong Yishan, who was at a loss, and said.    

"I spent a long time memorizing this thing. It is the ultimate skill I used to deal with my master. Sister, it is not too much to give me a month's worth of snacks in such a combat book, right?"    

Tong Yishan laughed happily when she heard this. "Haha, not too much, not too much. Sister will give you a year's worth of snacks!"    

"Hehe!" The Bear Two nodded its head in satisfaction. It did not feel ashamed that it had sold its owner for snacks!    

...    

"Aiya, the weather is really hot. I'm sweating profusely after going out for a while!" Sui Guan held a bag of ham sausage that he had just taken out from his storage bag and put on an act.    

He didn't know why, but... From the moment he came in, he felt that the atmosphere here wasn't right, but what exactly was it? He couldn't say if it wasn't for him.    

Aiya, I don't care anymore. I'll give that fairy's things to her first, so I won't have to trouble myself later!    

With this thought in mind, Sui Guan passed the roasted meat in his hands to the "good pet" Bear Two!    

"Thank you, master!" The Bear Two thanked him sweetly, then took the food and began to eat.    

At this time, Sui Guan turned around and smiled at Tong Yishan. "Hehe, I'm sorry for making you wait so long!"    

Tong Yishan's expression was a little unnatural at this moment. She replied in a soft and weak voice, "Older Brother Sui, it's alright. Besides, I haven't been waiting for that long!"    

Me? Huh?    

What was going on?    

It was not up to him to not be curious. Although he had not been with her for long, in Sui Guan's impression, Tong Yishan definitely did not speak in such a tone!