I Pick Up Waste In Immortal World

4There were some things that Sui Guan really didn't know how to tell Fatty.    0

    

Because the words that came out of his mouth were a little too shocking.    

    

His headquarters could directly tell Fatty that he had gone through ten years of cultivation in a mysterious place, and during this process, Fatty only spent ten days.    

    

If this were to spread out, who would believe it?    

    

Furthermore, if they wanted to discuss this topic, they would have to bring it to Immortal Domain.    

    

At this critical juncture, the Third Immortal Domain was eyeing the mortal world covetously. No one knew what kind of huge conspiracy was lurking within. Naturally, Sui Guan couldn't discuss this topic with Fatty, so as to avoid implicating the other party.    

    

"Actually, there is one thing that I don't want to do. I didn't want to pretend with you. But now that you have asked me this question... " Then I can only reluctantly tell you! "    

    

Fatty originally thought that Sui Guan was going to say something earth-shattering, but in the end, he could only wait for his old brother to blow his own horn.    

    

"Yes. Actually, I am that talented genius cultivator. You mortals will naturally follow my cultivation speed. " They are not on the same level. " So brother, you better work hard. "    

    

Sui Guan looked like he didn't care about anyone else. He spoke with an impassioned tone.    

    

In fact, he was just a person with poor talent and qualifications. According to Older Brother Danyang's words, he was just a person with poor talent and qualifications. In his entire life, he had never seen such a talented person before. Therefore, he could be considered a talented person.    

    

"Brother, I'm going to hug your leg tightly from now on. When you've cultivated well in the future, we'll go and bring disaster to the female practitioner of Cultivation World. " That feeling, tsk tsk tsk... "    

    

Recently, he knew what was going on. As long as Fatty was free, Women think that spring is still early. Why did this brat start to have spring at this moment?    

    

With this thought in mind, Sui Guan said with a serious expression. Cough cough, beautiful female practitioners must be found in large drops. But now, you should first refine yourself into a beginner. Otherwise, I won't take a fancy to you. "    

    

Fatty didn't care about it at all. He laughed confidently. "Haha, don't worry. I, Master Fatty, will definitely become a lecher of the Cultivation World. This glorious title... " Don't even think about fighting with me! "    

    

Speaking of which, the position this brat had given him was actually quite accurate.    

    

It was just that because of this wrong number, this bastard would probably have to suffer in the future. After all, the sisters of the Cultivation World... They were not to be trifled with.    

    

Qiu Ying was an obvious example. The young ladies of a big family were all very delicate, but she was good at it. Whenever she was unhappy, she would use a knife to make a gun. If it wasn't for the ancient painting in Sui Guan's hand, he probably wouldn't have known how many times his sword would have been pierced through.    

    

Thinking of this, Sui Guan couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine. He began to fantasize about Fatty's tragic fate in the future.    

    

"Brother, I'm fine now. Why don't you give me some pointers?" Fatty acted like he did not want to receive him. He took out the secret manual from his pocket.    

    

Sui Guan was right next to him. It was a great opportunity for him to cultivate. Miss Hua from the Cultivation World was waiting for him to free himself. He couldn't afford to delay his cultivation for even a second.    

    

When Sui Guan saw that this kid had made such a great progress, he thought that this kid had finally understood what was going on. Therefore, he nodded his head and planned to teach this kid a good lesson.    

    

In fact, if a newbie just started cultivating, it would be best if he had a skilled supervisor by his side. After all, it was all thanks to Wen Qin that Panda Eye and the other two were able to cultivate so quickly.    

    

With the guidance of a master teacher like him, even a rotten wood would be able to shine once more under the fine carving.    

    

Actually, Sui Guan originally intended to let Fatty cultivate at Wen Qin's place. But after thinking for a moment, he felt that he should be the one to guide Fatty on this matter.    

    

After all, Old Man Wen Qin was an old man. Recently, because of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms incident, he had been troubled quite a bit. If he was in a bad mood that day... Fatty would have suffered a lot.    

    

Panda Eye and the other two did not know enough about this. Ever since their mentor saw the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, they had been suffering a lot.    

    

Because of this, Sui Guan had no choice but to bite the bullet himself in order to make Fatty speak less.    

    

"Brother, this Heavy Qi Dantian, it's not..."    

    

Sui Guan had not finished his words. Fatty, whose face had already turned red, let out a fart. The smell almost made Sui Guan faint.    

    

Fatty saw this and smiled awkwardly. "Hehe, I'm sorry. I ate peanuts and stewed pork legs this morning. They were all that wicked old man Ma. He said that there was a new shop in front of us. It's a grand opening!"    

    

Sui Guan glared at Fatty and waved the air in front of him. When the foul smell in the air dissipated, he said,    

    

"I made you sink the Dantian, not fart. If you keep releasing chemical waste gas for me, I will tie your intestines together. Don't you not believe that I can do it."    

    

Fatty was so scared that he quickly pointed his fat head and ears like a chicken pecking at rice.    

    

This time, Fatty was very cautious. He slowly controlled the Qi in his chest to sink towards his abdomen. At the same time, he tightly held his chrysanthemum, making sure nothing went wrong.    

    

Seeing the unbearable look on this kid's face, Sui Guan was too lazy to talk nonsense with this kid. He raised his hand and placed his palm on Fatty's back, then slowly transferred a wisp of spiritual energy into his opponent's Dantian.    

    

Suddenly, Fatty felt a warmth in his abdomen. Then, that warmth slowly spread across his abdomen, making him feel very comfortable. Even his stomach, which had been slightly open because he had eaten too much in the afternoon, felt better now.    

    

Therefore, he could not help but say in surprise: "Eh, strange, how come my stomach feels warm?"    

    

Hearing this, Sui Guan sneered. "Kid, don't be happy too early. The good show is still coming."    

    

As soon as his voice faded, the expression of Fatty, who was enjoying the show, suddenly changed drastically. He started to feel pain, and at the same time, he cried out in pain.    

    

"Ouch! Ouch! My stomach!"    

    

"Alright, stop screaming. Otherwise, people will think that you are in the middle of giving birth. Just hang in there for a while. You will be a good man once you get through this."    

    

The method Sui Guan used to guide Fatty into the sect was exactly the same as what Wen Qin had taught Panda Eye and the other two. They were using the spiritual energy in their bodies to transfer to the other party's Dantian, and from there, they could open up the other party's Dantian.    

    

This was a very extreme method. Under normal circumstances, no one would easily try it because there was a certain amount of respect in it. If they didn't manage to do it, they might be seriously injured.    

    

However, during special times, they naturally had to be treated in a special way.    

    

In order to prevent Fatty from being unable to finish his fart, Sui Guan could only get rid of this situation.    

    

Furthermore, even if there were any risks later, he still had the restoration pill in his hand. He could guarantee that Fatty would be cured immediately after eating it.    

    

Fatty cried out miserably for another half an hour before he finally stopped.    

    

After a long period of pain, Fatty lay on the floor, exhausted. He said weakly, "Damn it, Master Fatty finally experienced the pain of a woman giving birth to a child. This feeling is really unbearable. "    

    

Sui Guan smiled and said, "It's good that you know. In the future, I advise you to not bring trouble to girls."    

    

Hearing this, Fatty's face was full of disdain. "Tsk, so what? Anyway, it's not like I'm in pain."    

    

After saying this, Fatty felt another pain in his abdomen. This pain was even more intense than the previous one. There was only one thing in his stomach that seemed to be drilling into it. He couldn't describe the feeling.    

    

Sui Guan saw this and smiled coldly. "Look at you, you have gotten what you deserved."    

    

"You still have the mood to make sarcastic remarks at a time like this? Why don't we stop cultivating? I really can't stand it anymore. Ah... It hurts Master Fatty to death! "    

    

Next, Fatty rolled on the ground in pain. If it wasn't for the fact that he was in so much pain that he didn't have any strength left, he would have been dead by now. He really wanted to use his head to hit the wall. He only wished that he could faint.    

    

"Hold on for a while. After this round, you will be one step closer to the practitioner."    

    

Sui Guan sat on the armchair and sipped his tea casually. He had completely ignored Fatty's pain.