The Magic Trading System

C899 I'm Afraid of My Anal Fistula



C899 I'm Afraid of My Anal Fistula

0He kept telling himself that this was a nightmare and that he would be fine when he woke up.    
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But, he just couldn't wake up. No matter how he struggled, he couldn't get out of this dream.    

    

For a while, Pann Shude thought that this was not a dream, but a reality.    

    

"Give it to me for free?" Zheng Hao blinked his eyes.    

    

He used his consciousness to ask the System, "System, he said that he wants to give all the construction waste from his garbage disposal to me for free, do you think that will work?"    

    

"It's possible!" "Esteemed host, as long as you obtain his permission, you can make a trade with me." The system responded.    

    

"Oh, okay then, I got it." Zheng Hao heaved a sigh of relief.    

    

"Yes, I gave it to you for free. Please don't torture me anymore." Pann Shude's face was covered in snot and tears. He cried miserably.    

    

"A free gift isn't too good. I feel like I have to give you a bit of compensation no matter what. How about this, I'll give you a hundred thousand yuan as compensation." Zheng Hao said.    

    

"Thank you." Pann Shude quickly thanked him.    

    

He thought, could it be 100,000 underworld coins?    

    

This is a dream, this is a dream. When you wake up, you'll be like a bubble, as if nothing had happened at all.    

    

Pann Shude comforted himself.    

    

"Alright, let's do it this way then!" Zheng Hao said.    

    

"Yes, yes, this is the deal." Can you let me go? "Don't let him torture me from behind. I'm afraid I'm going to have anal fistula." Pann Shude said with a sad face.    

    

Zheng Hao looked at Pann Shude and saw that the man he created with his willpower was still busy behind Pann Shude.    

    

"Hm!" I'm sorry, I forgot about that. " As Zheng Hao said this, he dispelled the muscular man's thought and then pulled out the beautiful masseuse, placing her beside Pann Shude.    

    

Then, he left Pann Shude's dream.    

    

He came out of Pann Shude's dream, but he found that the lights in the bedroom were on and Pann Shude's wife was pushing Pann Shude.    

    

She cried out, "Old Pan, old Pan, wake up! Wake up quickly! Have you had another nightmare? "    

    

Pann Shude still had his eyes closed as his hands and feet moved. He screamed, but he couldn't wake up.    

    

Zheng Hao shook his head.    

    

He threw a hundred thousand yuan onto Pann Shude's bedside table.    

    

He thought to himself, if I had used the move, I would have given Pann Shude a million points of damage. Otherwise, he wouldn't have cried out like that.    

    

Zheng Hao dodged to the side, then used his consciousness to communicate with the System: "System, can I make a deal with you now? Or do you need to go to the garbage disposal? "    

    

"Esteemed host, we can start the trade now. Pann Shude's garbage disposal now has a storage of 280 million tons. Are you sure you want to trade? " The System said.    

    

Good heavens!    

    

As expected, construction waste was heavier. Pann Shude's dumpster already had 280 million tons of garbage.    

    

If things continued like this, he might even be able to collect a billion tons of trash in the capital. However, that was not necessarily the case, as the other dumpsters might not have so much trash and it would not be that heavy either.    

    

Thinking like that, Zheng Hao said: "I'm sure! Please proceed with the transaction immediately! "Thank you!"    

    

The system immediately said, "Esteemed host, the transaction has been completed! "Congratulations, you have completed a mission worth more than 280 million tons. Please continue working hard!"    

    

He wiped it off.    

    

The garbage from Ren Zhiqiang's dumpster was almost negligible.    

    

Zheng Hao was a bit depressed.    

    

When he came out of his brain, he saw Pann Shude had already woken up. Pann Shude was sweating and saying to his wife, "Wife, I just had a nightmare. This dream is so realistic."    

    

"What dream?" "You were shouting so loudly just now, it was like you couldn't make any sound at all." "Pann Shude's wife said snappily.    

    

"I dreamed that there was an invisible person who was talking business with me and wanted to buy the garbage from my dumpster, and I thought to myself, 'This is a dream anyway, so I'll just open my mouth wide and I'll offer a billion dollars,' and that person got annoyed and said it was too high to make me lower, and I said it couldn't be lower. The man said, If you don't lower the price, I'll blow up your chrysanthemum. In the end, a muscular man appeared in my dreams and started to burst my chrysanthemum, causing me so much pain that I felt as though I was about to die. I wanted to wake up from my dream, but I just couldn't. " Pann Shude said while wiping the sweat off his forehead.    

    

"What happened then?" Pann Shude's wife asked.    

    

"Afterwards, I begged for mercy. I said that I didn't want to give a single cent of all the rubbish in my garbage disposal to that invisible person, and that person also said that I couldn't take my trash for free. He wanted to give me 100,000 yuan for free." Pann Shude said.    

    

"Haha!" This dream of yours is really interesting! " Pann Shude's wife laughed.    

    

Pann Shude's eyes scanned the surroundings. Soon, he saw the pile of bills on his bedside table.    

    

"Oh my god!"    

    

he cried.    

    

"What is it?" Pann Shude's wife asked.    

    

"Look, look. There really is a pile of money on my bedside table!" Pann Shude pointed at the pile of money Zheng Hao put away and said.    

    

Pann Shude's wife's eyes immediately went straight.    

    

She was in charge of almost all the money in the house, so she knew, of course, that it was impossible to have that much cash in the house.    

    

"Old Pan, tell me honestly. Did you save up a lot of money and come with me to do this because you had no other choice?" Pann Shude's wife rushed over like a leopard and started checking the money.    

    

"Wife, how could I have saved up so much private money? You have my salary card with you! " Pann Shude shouted his grievances.    

    

"Someone sent you a gift and bribed you. Did you get the money like that?" the wife asked.    

    

"Wifey, you must have a screw loose, right? I'm a dumpster manager, what's the oil and water? "Besides, I am very honest and have little guts. I don't even dare to covet a single cent of the public funds, let alone take a bribe." Pann Shude shouted.    

    

"Then how did you get the money?"    

    

Pann Shude's wife quickly ordered money, and she quickly did so.    

    

She discovered that this amount of money was actually around 100,000 yuan.    

    

It was exactly the same number her husband had just told her.    

    

"How would I know?" "Could it be that that was not a dream just now, but a real one? What kind of evil thing has its eyes on me?" Old Pan said in fear.    

    

At this moment, Pann Shude's home phone rang.    

    

"Who called in the middle of the night? "He really has no sense of virtue!" Pann Shude's wife said snappily.    

    

"Let me take a look." Pann Shude said.    

    

He picked up the extension in the bedroom.    

    


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